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Ask Babe: You’re Not Not A Slut
Dear Babe, Everyone thinks I’m a slut just because I got drunk and had sex with like five guys who all kind of hang out in the same group of friends. But they were all hot. What do I do? Love, K**** PS...
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Ask Babe: Not A Maid
Hi Babe, Every time I go to my boyfriend’s apartment it’s a mess and he gets mad that I don’t touch anything for cleaning. I used to help him to clean the apartment, but after a day of cleaning, he...
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NBGay
I’ve been so over the NBA lately. Yes, the players are hot and make tons of money, but they also sleep with Kardashians. It’s boring. But just when I think I’m totally ready to let go of basketball...
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Musique Babe: ‘Is Tropical’
This video just gets me. And this song will be on repeat in my car for the next 2 months. And I need to invite this band over for green juice and cigarettes because I’m obsessed. You are so incredibly...
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Your Boyfriend: Summer Edition
Summer’s fucking here again, and that means heat, weekend skiing, Como (if you’re old and still into Clooney), private yachts (owned, never rented), no school, no work, no clothes. It also means...
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My Boyfriend: Inspector Norse
Here’s what you need to know about your new boyfriend: 1.) He comes from a small town in Norway, which is a country that looks like this: 2.) He stars in the short documentary, Whateverest (I put it...
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50 Shades Of Shut The Fuck Up
Shortly after getting out of rehab, I read all three books in the 50 Shades of Grey series. It was one of the least chic moments in the history of Babe, but what can I say? I was in a vulnerable place...
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Why I’m Not Moving To Sweden
Masturbation is legal on public beaches in Stockholm. Now, American sexhibitionists are relocating to Sweden, a country that is paler, less clothed, and apparently more willing to allow 65 year old...
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Shiaaaaaaaa
I’m at a major crossroads. Not only have I prayed for Shia, but I’ve also seen his dick more times than I care to admit (3 times: 2 from sexts he sent me and 1 from this video). Then, just when I...
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My Boyfriend: Emma Watson’s Boyfriend
As it turns out, my boyfriend-du-jour already has a girlfriend… You may think this is an inappropriate arena for the announcement that this particular man is also MY boyfriend, but I had no choice....
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Ummmm…Ohmmmm…OM?
Genevieve and I were having invisible smoothies* at our favorite juice bar this morning, when I noticed that she was glowing. Like her skin was literally radiating light. Not only that, but she was...
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Ask Babe: 2014 Valentine’s Edition
Babe: I’m single for Valentine’s day but I want chocolate… Is it too pathetic to buy myself some? Be honest. Love, R****** Dearest Melissa McCarthy, Please stop talking about chocolate. Please,...
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Ask Babe: Virginity Issues
Hey Babe, I am one of the few virgins at 21 and not because of some religious reason just always tried to find a man who wasn’t a pig—-and proved impossible. I’ve given up and want to know: Chic or not...
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Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker: If There’s A God
I went on maybe the best date of my life last night. Maybe. I laughed really hard at his jokes and some of them were actually funny, he doesn’t drive an annoying car, and he’s never slept with anyone...
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Musique Babe: Lykke Li
Ok, I found the perfect ‘just told your boyfriend that it’s not going to work and it never was going to work because, honestly, the two of you were never on the same level, mentally, and it’s not his...
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You’re A Babe: Conner Habib
I met Conner while I was out with my bff Roman at a gay bar in LA called The Faultline. We were feeling very free, which meant we had done a little too much GHB and were practically falling over, but...
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Ask Babe: Getting “The Job” Done
Babe, I am in desperate need of guidance. Last night I gave my boyfriend a handjob (first time I had ever given one and first time he has received one) under a blanket while watching a movie in my...
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Ask Babe: Anal Journeys
Dear Babe, My fiancé is a super smart scientist in grad school, he’s getting his PHD in human genetics. He’s really wonderful but just the other day we were talking about sexual things we could do for...
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Babe Reads: Dirty Rush
OKAYYYYYY. This book I read over the weekend has been a call to arms. I had to tell you psychos about this shit immediately. I got an advanced copy of Dirty Rush in the mail and literally read it in a...
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